| The Twelve Days of CATS-mas |
| On the night of the Ball, my Jellicle gave to me: |
| Twelve-plus years a-running, |
| Eleven toms a-touring, |
| Ten queens accompanying, |
| Nine lives per kitty, |
| Eight shows per week, |
| Seven Tonys earned, |
| Six repeating choruses, |
| Five national tours! |
| Four main creators, |
| Three Macavity scares, |
| Two fantastic acts, |
| And a trip to the Heaviside Layer! |
| Yeah, I know that was lame. What can I say? |