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The entire length of Broadway |
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No longer taxis honk and swerve. |
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Now there are Transport Beam Stations |
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On every street and sidewalk curve. |
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Construction is not an issue. |
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If a building must go: it is vaporized. |
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A pothole in the street can be filled |
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With chrome, which doesn't need to dry. |
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Kids pace up and down the sidewalks |
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Wearing their holographic clothing |
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Complete with built-in chatting mikes. |
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Their hair is twisted 'round in braids, |
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Colored neon blue with orange streaks. |
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The girls, however, are totally pink, |
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With noose-style tails of the Ancient Greeks. |
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A headline reads: "CATS no longer needs actors, |
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But are genetically grown in labs." |
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Another says: "Ancient taxi yard found |
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With millions of dollars in antique cabs." |
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I miss all the spirit of Broadway, |
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Performers with voices loud and clear. |
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Nowadays, however, voices are synthesized, |
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Taking away the talent I once held dear. |
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I don't miss the crime rate: |
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With the new Call Number System. |
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There hasn't been a burglary in years. |
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Only jaywalkers are in prison. |
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In a sense, the city has progressed |
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With no more crime and the air is pure. |
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But who would ever want to live |
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Where the CATS actors have real fur? |
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